Whovians: I skipped nine.
Potterheads: They’re just books.
Tolkienites: Why didn’t the eagles just drop them off?
Merlinians: You must have known it was going to end like that.
Hunters: I skipped the first three seasons to meet cas.
Sherlockians: I hate Mrs Hudson.
Hiddlestoners or Cumberbabes: But he is ugly.
All fandoms: Its not real. Its only a stupid story.